The Existence of This is Gross and Makes Me Sad.

This is a thing that exists in Toys-R-Us. It is a sticker machine.

If you put some quarters into it, it will vend you the sticker of your choosing. Hannah Montana! She’s popular!

All the stickers are so totally appropriate for the target age group!

Hurray!!

Gross.

DMX Is Well-Informed About Politics and Stuff.

I don’t know much about DMX except that he is a rapper who’s music I don’t know very well. I think he’s one of the “Ruff Ryders” which I think maybe P. Diddy is also one of? I don’t really know. But I do know from “googling” him that he had an album in the late ’90s called It’s Dark and Hell is Hot which is probably a fairly accurate statement.

Here is a picture of DMX with his chest on fire. Oh no! Look out, DMX!

Anyway, if you haven’t already, you should read this AMAZING interview with him in XXL Magazine in which he says things like: ” His name is Barack?!” and “What the fuck is a Barack?!” and ” Barack Obama?”. Politics, you guys! (He also says something about how Lil’ Wayne is not a good rapper which is probably THE MOST untrue thing you can say, and also it’s mean.) Enjoy!

(PS: I am very aware that this is a couple weeks old which makes it so super old on the “Internet”, which in turn makes me so super lame for posting it so late. Whatever, you guys.)

Start “Blog”.

Yeah!