Remember when you were eleven or whatever and you totally wanted to dye your hair red and wear flannel and make out with Jared Leto? No? Shut up. Yes you do. Well, guess what? You could feel that way again now if you decided to watch the entire season of My So-Called Life on DVD in a week like I did. (I am suggesting that you do this.) It’s totally just as good now as it was then except that you wonder how you forgot that half the story was focused on the parents and also you feel a little gross knowing that Held-back McCrushworthy grows up to be an emo singer who gains a lot of weight so that he can kill John Lennon.
This is Jared Leto feeling deep emotions in a hazmat suit and eyeliner.
This is Jared Leto pointing at you while standing next to Lindsay Lohan. He is probably thinking about how he is going to kill John Lennon soon.
The booklet (with inserts by Joss Whedon, maker of Buffy) tells me this show was so ground-breaking, you guys. And, duh-squared, it totally is. Like, remember when (spoiler alert!) Claire Danes had a giant crush on Jordan Catalano? But then Jordan Catalano COULDN’T EVEN READ and stuff? And then Rae-Anne DRINKS A LOT and makes out with that guy who Ricky probably had a crush on or something cause he is SO BI and then that CRANBERRIES song plays?? Whatevs, when I was in 6th grade it was totally scandalous and my friends and I felt so adult.
Um, I don’t know what the point of this post is, but I think it’s this: Watch this fan-video that someone (very talented) put together on Youtube to the Itsy-Bitsy Spider song (and also misspelled “Bitsy” in the title. WAY TO GO, GENIUS FACE).
I hate this pen I’m holding because it isn’t you.
June 6, 2008 at 5:37 pm |
i just read your entire blog in the past two days and me likey!!!! this post just really begged for me to post a comment though. i. love. it.
June 10, 2008 at 11:45 am |
thanks!
June 12, 2008 at 6:19 pm |
Wow he looks so ugly fat.
June 12, 2008 at 6:19 pm |
Nice