Kells Thinks Ur Braidz R Straight Back Wack
R. Kelly wrote a song about braids (except mostly it was about sex or stripping or something) and so now he wants you to upload pictures of YOUR braids to this website. Once you’ve uploaded your pic, you can rate it! Here are your choices:
Looking like SPAGHETTI
Super tight
Cornrows
Frizzy
Straight back wack
After MUCH consideration I have decided that “Looking like SPAGHETTI” is supposed to be the highest rank (even though it goes against my strong feeling that telling someone their hair looks like spaghetti would be insulting). Obviously I am guessing and might very well be wrong (although I am a very, very good guesser), but if I AM wrong then there IS NO RATING SYSTEM and this whole contest (?) is a sham.
This girl comes in at number 2 despite sending in a photo covered in sharpie scribbles and no less than three layers of scotch tape, but I have to give honorable mention to the brave men and women who took it upon themselves to upload a picture of their braids despite not knowing what that word means. Well done, men and women. And well done, R. Kelly.
