Disgusting Television I Will Condemn, Probably Watch

Hey you guys, TV likes to make spin-offs of popular shows and this is maybe the best (worst) one I’ve ever heard of.

You know that show My Super Sweet Sixteen that I pretend not to have seen any of? (In my defense, I can only watch, like, two or three in a row without feeling physically nauseous.) Well, turns out MTV is a big, giant genius (monster) because the new thing is that they’re gonna send our fave bling-loving, celebrity-worshiping, empathy-not-having teens off to the middle of Africa to, like, survive and stuff with the poor people or whatever and call it Exiled! (exclamation point and all).

Exiled! Episode One

This will not be a whiny, adolescent, exploitative ice pick stabbed in the brains of the viewers! (Prediction: yes it will.)

Wheeee! Television!

Tags: africa, bling, education, exiled!, exploitation, mtv, my super sweet sixteen