Here’s the absolute opposite of chastity sweatpants — saucy high heels for your baby!!
This exists, you guys. Sexy high heels exist for your child that cannot walk or talk or choose her own clothing and is also a BABY. Cram them on her feet while she still doesn’t have the muscle strength to resist you, scary, scary mothers who want their daughters to grow up to be ADORABLE little SATC characters with chronic ankle problems! Doesn’t she look just like a miniature adult?? I wish this sippy cup was shaped like a martini glass so I could fill it with apple juice and watch little Madison learn to stand on her own but in my head she’s stumbling around drunk off of baby’s first appletinin! HAHAHAHAHAH! God, I’m a good mother. Kill me.
Tags: babies, foot binding, high heels, so cute!, worst product ever
