You Can Stand Under My Umbrella In A Bear Suit While I Play The Accordion With A Cat

This video wins at pop music. Your move, Rihanna.

Best.

Caught

Genius

Robert Redford: The Retarded Hemingway-Kerouac of Catalog Writing: Pt. 3!

Oh boys and girls, you are so lucky today because today is my favorite day — it’s Sundance Catalog day! As you probs know already, sometimes I (my old roommate) gets a Sundance Catalog in the mail and then I like to blog about it (like this and also like this) because the opening letter to the reader, written by Mr. Robert Redford himself, is the best thing in the world. Here you go!

It’s harvest time.

I’m sure when that phrase took hold in America there was much to harvest from our fields and much to celebrate accordingly.

Jump with me to 2008. Think about what we harvest today. Think about what we can celebrate from what is drawn from what fields are left.

I’m thinking about something quite constant. The harvest moon. If we can see it.

I hope you can harvest something you like from this catalog.

-Robert Redford

Oh Robert Redford, you never fail to break my brain a little with your poetic nostalgia for a time you never knew and your ability to string words and ideas together in a way that almost makes sense (it does not make sense).

Liveblogging the letter after the jump:

Bubby Gotta Vote Obama

Don’t Watch This Video If You Want To Continue To Eat Bread Without Blushing

Sometimes I’m like, the internet is full to death with craaaazy 80s videos that I just can’t be posting them all over the place cause CLICHE. But then I’m like, people need to know where their bread might be coming from.

It Is a Corporate Rap Video About Groceries, It Is Internet Video

Very good.

Nothing Like a Cat With a Rainbow Snow Cone To Make It All Worthwhile

If Diddy Were In Control of Music Videos He Could Music Video All Day Long With One Hand Tied Behind His Back, Bitchez

Diddy Blog!

Puff got so much swagger, he gon’ open some OJ with his mu’fuck’n TEEF. Whatchu gon’ do about it? NOTHIN. Know why? I’ll tell you why! Cause he eat his Fruit Loops so gangsta that they gotta censor that shit from yo eyes, bitch!

You got music videoed, Diddy blog style. Deal with it.

Hello Squad

This is forever old, but you know what? It makes me happy. And happiness knows not of your stringent internet rulez. Yay!