Apotheosis of Cute

My eyes are bleeding fluffy, pink tears (yikes, sorry) because of how this is picture is SO CUTE. Can someone confirm for me that this picture actually exists and is not some sort of (adorable) neuron misfire in my brain? Thanks.

 

Giant Robot Spiral-Graph

My Vacuum Could Paint That. (Get it docu-nerds?!)

N.A.S.A. + David Byrne + Marcel Dzama = Yes Please

Has David Byrne ever been involved in anything that turned out less than ridiculously awesome?

The Internet Has More Hand-Made Jewelry Waiting For You!

Just in time for several days after Valentines Day, there’s some new stuff up at Popsicle Day!

Here is a teaser:

Wood-Chop Necklace

Enticed? Click here for more!

(And more stuff to come, so get your clicking fingers ready for that too!)

It’s Been Way Too Long Since a Kitten Video, Am I Right Guys?!

Kittens Inspired by Kittens. U-Tubez are so Meta these days.

Heh.

Dear Washington Times, Health Care Reform ≠ Nazi Germany

Subtle guys. The picture The Washington Times posted next to an editorial about health care reform?

 

BOOM. What?! A little OTT if you ask me.

God On A Wheel! It’s Royce and Marilyn!

I am immediately obsessed. Join me?

When I am CEO of Movie Theaters and have a screening of Grey Gardens, Royce and Marilyn will be the pre-feature short.

Cornify: The Internet Through The Eyes of a 7 Year Old Girl High On a Handfull of Pixie Stix

FINALLY.

You know how whenever you browse the internet you’re all “yeah, this is cool, the world is at my fingertips I guess, but where all the unicorns be at (,son)?!” Yeah, you don’t need to tell me how that goes. Well no more fretting cause Cornify.com just made all your rainbow-tinted dreams come true! Just drag their “cornify” button into your toolbar, go to a lame-o boring website like you do,

and then press the cornify button for the most magic your eyes have ever been bombarded with!

I love the news!

It’s the best enhancement ever (no hyperbole).

Billy Idol Through the Eyes of Microsoft Songsmith is the Other Side of the Rabbit Hole

By now we have all seen the mind bogglingly out of touch video for the breakthrough (what is the opposite of breakthrough?) “music” creation program Microsoft Songsmith and we love it! It’s amazing at making me feel awkward about sounds. Anyway, I think we have found its most useful application in the form of the video below. That application? Giving music a healthy dose of cognitive dissonance for when you want to get a little crazy (like grab the meds crazy). Enjoy!

When sung over the pre-packaged country twang provided by Songsmith, the words “hey little sister, shotgun” become ungodly menacing, no? Hats off.

Picard Can Speak for Me When it Comes to Rick Warren