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Tea Time

David Byrne is the Super Coolest

BPA (AKA Fatboy Slim) featuring David Byrne and Dizzee Rascal

Make Your Baby Girl The Girliest Girly Girl You Can Girl

Here’s the absolute opposite of chastity sweatpants — saucy high heels for your baby!!

This exists, you guys. Sexy high heels exist for your child that cannot walk or talk or choose her own clothing and is also a BABY. Cram them on her feet while she still doesn’t have the muscle strength to resist you, scary, scary mothers who want their daughters to grow up to be ADORABLE little SATC characters with chronic ankle problems! Doesn’t she look just like a miniature adult?? I wish this sippy cup was shaped like a martini glass so I could fill it with apple juice and watch little Madison learn to stand on her own but in my head she’s stumbling around drunk off of baby’s first appletinin! HAHAHAHAHAH! God, I’m a good mother. Kill me.

Ha.

 

Fox News <3’s Being Casually Racist

Just because it rhymes doesn’t make it OK, Fox News.

My Home Town Area News Team Wins Worst Transition Everz

Ba ha ha! Egg face.

Cat.

McCain To Internet: Golf Accessories More Important Than Politics

Apparently there was some kind of internet brouhaha (I just had to look up the spelling of the word “brouhaha” - POINTS FOR ME) about McCain’s website last week because it inexplicably featured “Golf Gear” among it’s topic tabs which included things like “Creating Jobs”, “Strategy”, “Obama & Iraq” and, you know, other relevant-for-a-would-be-president topics worthy of being a featured tab. So, because McCain’s people listen with sympathetic ears to the grumblings of the interlogs, they have responded by revising the site. And removing the tab “Obama & Iraq”.

The four tabs now read: “Creating Jobs”, “Strategy”, “Decision Center”, “Golf Gear”.

President of the United States of Triple Bogeys

Thank god we all still have easy access to McCain emblazened golf bags!! America wins.

OMG That Poodle Looks Like a Specific Kind of Bird

I can honestly say I’ve never seen a poodle look more like a kind of bird. Kudos, poodle hair stylist. Kudos.

Have you made your guess yet? The correct answer is: Rooster.

Oh, I’m sorry, did you think she was only capable of one species of bird mimicry? Your lack of faith is troubling.

It’s a peacock you guys! The fanciest bird of them all!

(Also, ninja turtles, obvs.)