Cornify: The Internet Through The Eyes of a 7 Year Old Girl High On a Handfull of Pixie Stix

FINALLY.

You know how whenever you browse the internet you’re all “yeah, this is cool, the world is at my fingertips I guess, but where all the unicorns be at (,son)?!” Yeah, you don’t need to tell me how that goes. Well no more fretting cause Cornify.com just made all your rainbow-tinted dreams come true! Just drag their “cornify” button into your toolbar, go to a lame-o boring website like you do,

and then press the cornify button for the most magic your eyes have ever been bombarded with!

I love the news!

It’s the best enhancement ever (no hyperbole).

Who The Celebrities Call For Their Kids Parties

I’m not a celebrity nor do I have kids, but I WILL be hiring the Hip Hop Magicians for my next party.

I failed at embedding the video, so click the picture to see it. WORTH IT.

Also this picture of Uncle Majic and Marlo from The Wire??? Sold.

Marlo likes to Magic.