Cornify: The Internet Through The Eyes of a 7 Year Old Girl High On a Handfull of Pixie Stix

FINALLY.

You know how whenever you browse the internet you’re all “yeah, this is cool, the world is at my fingertips I guess, but where all the unicorns be at (,son)?!” Yeah, you don’t need to tell me how that goes. Well no more fretting cause Cornify.com just made all your rainbow-tinted dreams come true! Just drag their “cornify” button into your toolbar, go to a lame-o boring website like you do,

and then press the cornify button for the most magic your eyes have ever been bombarded with!

I love the news!

It’s the best enhancement ever (no hyperbole).

There’s an Evil Oozing Up From the Ground, Old Roy G. Biv Has Got Me Down

Why are there so many songs about rainbows? And what’s on the other side? Rainbows are visions, they’re only illusions and rainbows have nothing to hide. So we’ve been told and some chose to believe it, but I know they’re wrong wait and see.

The rainbow connection has been cracked, you guys. It’s government conspiracy. Seriously, what kind of chemical poison is the government pumping into our air and water to make a freakish spectrum of light appear when the sun shines onto droplets of moisture in the earth’s atmosphere?!!? Don’t wait until all the rainbows are in your own backyard.

Know your rights.

The Most Bad-Ass Patrick Swayze As Mythic Creature With Rainbows Tattoo You Will Ever See

Centaur Swayze 4 Life.

Double-helix rainbows, son!